Sunday, August 19, 2007

I HATE SCAMS!!!... And The Losers Who Make Them

OK people I know there are a lot of idiots out there, that actually waste their lives making up stupid crap and lies about whatever the heck there it is that they can think of... Anyway I got this extremely retarded email from this frickin' total idiot named Jack Dikko, so if you get a letter like this:

From : Jack Dikko
Note please reply to my private e-mail box below: (jack.dikko11@yahoo.fr)

Urgent / Assistance
Hello Dear,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before.

Afer you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private e.mail contact below. introducing myself, I am Jack Dikko , the Only Son of the late Mr and Mrs Dikko Kamara, my father was a gold and cocoa mercahnt based in accra, ghana and Abidjan (Ivory Coast), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips. before the death of my father on 29th june 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan.

He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of usd $6.5M ( Six Million Five Hundred Thousand U.s ), deposited in a suspence account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Ivory Coast, that he used my name as his only Son for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.

1) To assist me in retriving this money from the bank.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas.

E-mail address above (jack.dikko11@yahoo.fr) Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Awaiting your reply immediate and God bless.
Regards

Jack Dikko.

Please reply to my private email box below: (jack.dikko11@yahoo.fr)

As I was saying if you receive an email like this do not respond to this imbecile.